A country priest used to keep chickens in a coop behind his church.

One evening, the old cock from his lot went missing. The next service, the priest asked his congregation, “Who has a cock?”

All the MEN stood up.

The priest said, “No, I mean who has SEEN a cock?”

All the WOMEN stood up.

The priest said, “No, no, I mean who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?”

HALF the WOMEN stood up.

Exasperated, the priest shouted: “For heavens sake, who has seen my cock?”

All the NUNS stood up.